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Watch These Videos

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1. No limit to human capabilities

Thinking of sharing these videos with you guys. I think the people poured in a lot of works just to get these types of video done. Just like how we make sure our never-ending schoolworks done everyday.

 

Video 1: Her Morning Elegance / Oren Lavie

For fun Facts about the video visit -
http://www.myspace.com/orenlavie
Her Morning Elegance
Directed by: Oren Lavie, Yuval & Merav Nathan

 

Video 2: The Original Human TETRIS Performance by Guillaume Reymond

[Source: http://www.notsonoisy.com/tetris]

 

Video 3: The Original Human POLE POSITION Performance

[Source:http://www.notsonoisy.com/poleposition]

 

Video 4: The Original Human SPACE INVADERS Performance

[Source: http://www.notsonoisy.com/spaceinvaders]

 

Video 5: The Original Human PONG Performance by Guillaume Reymond

[Source: http://www.notsonoisy.com/pong]

 

2. School Sports Day Nearing Soon

It’s official, our sports day will end at 5/6pm on next Saturday. Is the next Monday after that a holiday? Anyone knows? Since our school has became a Sekolah Kluster Kecemerlangan aka Cluster “Bright” School, there’re like thousands of changes done to it. Changes are good, but negative changes? No, I don’t think so.

Recently, they forced our choir students to sing on THE STAGE together with us on THE FLOOR during official assembly time. They made us like small little kids who can’t even sing NEGARAKU. Why? Reason: we sing not loud enough every single time. So, our school decided to guide us to sing the we-don’t-know songs and add some “omph” to our overall produced sound.

Our headmistress even announced that we MUST/MESTI/WAJIB/TIUT-BUI be champions in all the language competitions held outside. Eg: debate, choral speaking, public speaking, drama, pidato, forum & etc. This is totally ridiculous to think such a way. Even my parents taught me to not think that we are always the champions or no1. I might forgive her if her parents didn’t teach her that. Don’t tell me she needs our school to be the champion because she scared of the government? Probably, she’s scared of losing that “Cluster School” title to her headmistresses gangs whose teaching other schools?





Funniest Super Bowl Ads (Top 10 Ads)

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I don’t really know what is super bowl or watch it, since it’s not really that popular here either. It’s American “football” if I’m not mistaken. But, just watch these advertisements. They are related to the latest super bowl game.

Note: If you’re lazy to watch all, PLEASE watch the ranked 1 video!! I highly recommended you to watch all. It won’t take long, I promise except the last one because you’re gonna repeat and repeat it again.

A) TOP 10 MOST VIRAL SUPER BOWL ADS [Source: ComputerWorld]

10. Cash 4 Gold Super Bowl Ad - Cash4Gold

 

9. "Mean Troy" Ad

 

8. The 3D HD SoBe Lizard Lake Game Day Commercial!

 

7. PEDIGREE® Super Bowl Commercial 2009

 

6. Pepsi Refresh Anthem

 

5. Pepsi - PepSuber

 

4. Denny's Superbowl Spot - "Thugs"

 

3. Bud Light Conan O'Brien/Swedish

 

2. Free Doritos

 

1. CareerBuilder.com Official Super Bowl Commercial 2009

OKAY, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST OF ALL!! I can’t believe I repeated watching this for 6 times before I can actually stop laughing. The first time, I watched until I cried. So, does that mean I must quit school ?!? I think the best part was the sea lion/dolphin part followed by “Hey, dummy” and the last one is “It’s Gold”. What’s your funniest part in this video? Notice the commentator sounds “boh lat---no energy liau” at the end there..

 

2) Track Your Friend With Your Handphones Using Google Latitude

Google Latitude – Latest product from Google. It lets you to see your friends' locations and status messages and share yours with them. Too bad, Malaysia is not in the lists yet. Forget it and just try it out if you are able to. But, NO! If you think Google has tracked us enough and now we can be tracked by our friends doing something every seconds, then don’t try.

 

3) Sims 3 Released Later This Year

What? They changed the released date to June 2009! I was so anxious to play the game this month. And, now I have to wait for 4 more months. I hope it’s after our mid-year exam.





Few Updates

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There are a few things happened since I didn't blog for like 1 month++.

1. Exam
Okay, now final exam had finished. I can guaranteed all my results like s***. I didn't really into the study-mood as usual. It's kinda weird, although I didn't prepare for this final exam me and the others were not really that "kan-chiong" mood or stressed out(a lot). I guess we already prepared for the worst without trying our best. Well, I have to "pia" next year since our biggest exam is on that year. No more honey-moon year. In fact, one week before exam(holiday) I was like watching online movies like crazy. "I am Legend" & "The Independence Day" were the 2 movies I liked most. I still reminds people not to watch "Disaster Movie" because the title explains every single details I want to tell. I thought it's gonna be nice since they produce the "Scary Movie 4". But, it sucks all time. Not funny and I don't even understand the storyline (I know my English verryyy poor but this is the worst movie that I don't even understand a single part of it).

2. Sims 2
Immediately after exam, I didn't go to play maple as usual. I felt no mood to do so(until now still the same). But, after the child whose my mother is babysitting (Jo Yee) asked me to install back the Sims 2, suddenly I think the game is nice and started playing every single day. Plus, May Lyn borrowed me some of the expansion packs which are really cool. So, I was addicted to that game again after not playing for like more than half a year. May Lyn bought the "cetak rompak" disc for RM24 and it contains more than 15 Sims 2 & Sims 1 expansion packs. In US, one expansion pack costs around $30 dollar. They should have lowered down the price so more people can afford to buy. Not like what's happening in our country and other countries as well. Downloading from the internet and buying copies illegally. Actually, that's exactly what I'm doing right now. I downloaded a few expansion packs. So, for those who want the packs, ask from me and I charge RM2 per packs(LOL!! JKJK!! For free I mean).

3. Sick
I forgot to mention that I sick like a pig from the day I started the exam until the moment I am blogging now. Flu is my worst enemy. Just watched a few "alien flu" invasion movies like "The Invasion" and "Day of the Dead(2008)", they gave me chills if I ever be a zombie. HAHAHA!! The first victim I kill if I happens to become a zombie is.......>>>(mission impossible music playing)>>>is myself, so that I won't be able to kill others. I will be first zombie to be granted "The Noblest Zombie Ever In History". Muahahah!! Back to original topic, I did go to shopping mall with some of our friends here> Ashley, Jolene, Zi-Ling, Tabitha & Natalie and watched "House Bunny" although I am still sicking. It's been almost a year I last saw Zi-Ling( my old schoolmate). She still walks her old same style. If you guys are wondering, she walks like Renee.
No offence but it's truly an art of walking. Make her your master-sifu if you wanna learn that. I guess nobody can still beats Kah Mei's "cat-walking" style. Actually, I think Kah Mei's one is the EXTREME type. So, I'm advising the other children NOT to follow her.

4. Tabitha's Party
After having Tabitha as a friend for like 7 years, I have never been to her party nor any of my last time schoolmates' parties. Don't blame me because I have to (sort of) obey my "Form 4 Going Out With Friends Rule". Anyway, her house is really humongous. 3-storey bungalow and it has a magnificient view from the high ground. I did built her house in Sims 2 but not sure about some of the parts. Her mother is great, VERY open-minded and funny. Her father looks like my father(just my father is not that charismatic), looks strict but soft inside. The food are really nice especially when Tabitha got 4 cakes for her birthday party. A lot of food actually are on the table including specially "cute-made-pink" jellies by Denise and Ashley's "chef-style-eggy" sandwich. Dianne brought the shepard pie(not sure the spelling) and so from there I ate my first beef. Actually, I don't mind eating beef since my brother and father also eat beef themselves. But, I don't really like the taste(not used to). My favourite still the "soft-white-crunchyskin" CHICKEN! Suddenly, I feel like working in KFC so that I can smell the "The Smell of Chicken" and steal the spicy flavour chicken everyday. Again, back to original topic, at one time after Denise told me that she doesn't know how to blow a balloon, so I go try blowing a balloon but the balloon will NEVER ever inflate. This is what they call "sui" in Hokkien. Not I don't know how to blow, just that the balloon is stupid(blaming the balloon instead). I swear I know how to blow, last time. Need some practise maybe.

I don't really wanna talk about my photo-abusing event there. There is one that I still couldn't accept the fact that Dianne posted it on Facebook. Dianne, maybe you're my second victim to be bitten if I be a zombie....That picture is just HORRIBLE, actually my face does play a part but just keep the photo as a "memory", don't go posting around the net please. Right now, I didn't go check Friendster yet whether they have posted that picture or not.

Advise to the others: Don't let your friends ever take your pictures in their own cameras unless you are willing to take the risk. If the pictures turns out bad, YOU ARE DEAD MEAT! Your friends will blackmail you and worst case, that picture haunts you forever.

5. My Spectacles
Almost forgotten that night, I broke my specs into HALF! I mean the metal joining together the 2 lens broke into half. Ket Sam......My parents have to go the store to get it fixed. RM40 just flew away from just fixing a new frame. Actually, I wanted to change to the modern type frame(very thickish-coloured at the side) but I think it's gonna be very expensive. So, my mother chose the cheapest and normal type. The frame looks exactly the same as the old one, just that it has a word at the side of it: CRANE. I guess that's the "cheap" brand.








Ending of Beijing Olympic 2008

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Monday, 25 August 2008
Wait for another 4 years time....
I can't believe that the Olympic ended so fast. It lasted for like more than 2 weeks (16 days) and I felt like it just started yesterday. Many memories throughout this whole time, especially when Lee Chong Wei won the silver medal but i cried during that moment as I was too sad that Malaysia's hunt for a gold medal in the Olympic still continues. Besides that, I did watched Josiah Ng, Azizul Hasni Awang and Rizal Tisin cycled in the team sprint event and our Malaysian cycling team wasn't that bad after all. Overall, I just wanna congratz our Malaysian Olympic contingent for trying their best in the game although had won 1 silver medal.

China achieved their aim....
I heard from my friend that the host nation aimed to achieve 50 gold medals in the Beijing Olympic 2008. I'm sure they are celebrating right now for accomplishing that aim and even won an extra 1 gold medal making it a total of 51 gold medals. The USA Olympic team wasn't bad too but maybe the China team has improved over last 4 years time. It could be also home advantage to the China team because at any time China olympian performs, the crowd will be cheering loudly. They will be cheering "Jia You"!!!.

He looks like Datuk Seri Ahmad Badawi.....
LOL!!! Funniest thing about the Beijing Olympic Closing Ceremony is started when Leona Lewis started singing the song "Whole Lotta Love". At first, I saw Leona Lewis on the modified double-decker bus dancing. After that, she started singing. That wasn't the funniest moment. The funny thing is when I saw a cool guitarist came out of nowhere and played his guitar. So, I thought it was so cool to look at him playing the guitar. At that time, I didn't even know who's he (sorry, I'm very outdated). Then, I got to see his face and didn't think of anything. My father was watching the ceremony with me started saying "Eh, he looks like Badawi le...".

Laughing histerically.....
I looked at the guitarist for a moment and laughing like crazy the next second. Sensational stuff....(NO OFFENCE, PM!!!!) ROFL!!!!!! and I can still laugh of that right now. Actually, the guitarist's name is Jimmy Page, a Led Zeppelin guitarist. I'm dead serious that his face was so identically same as Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, Malaysia's Prime Minister(PM). What's so funny here is that when Jimmy Page was playing with his guitar, his face expressions made me laugh as I was imagining PM rocking off the stage with a guitar and with great face expressions. ROFL AGAIN!!!!!


FACES OF THE SAME